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The Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine and Justy Dodge are stand-up comedians with complicated and very weird ideas about love, life, and relationships. Together they're hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.
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Dec 19, 2018

Happy Holidayz, y'all! Justy is out of town and taking over for her is someone you may all remember it's Von Decarlo and our guest is the hilarious Mike Yard. Alia decides to go over the penis facts article again since they have a guest with one. They try to keep in the spirit of Christmas, but we're talking about Alia here so it gets pretty dark talking about death and different ways to get burried. They do chat about gift giving and recieving, though!

 

About LaughPass:

It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival, a free ticket for your friend, advance notice when a big name comic is added to a lineup, VIP seating and a bottle of wine during your birthday week The link to their site is in my bio, If you want to buy this crazy inexpensive membership use discount code “WHOREM” and you can get it for only $99. Can’t wait to see you at @StandUpNY !

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Dec 12, 2018

Today the ladies sit down with one of their most favorite people in the world, Ana. Ana is comedy adjacent and to be perfectly honest funnier than most comics we all know. Alia and Justy start out with explaining why Michael Bolton is their God, but jump right into dating "gingers," gang colors, recycling, and Alia tries to get through 12 facts about the penis.

 

Article link: http://mentalfloss.com/article/527234/12-facts-about-penis

Dec 12, 2018

Today the ladies welcome back the wonderful and hilarious, Alsion Klemp! They waste no time and discuss Justy's dislike of sundresses and how they could be the new "anal" when dating. They also talk about blow jobs in bathrooms, Alison's new dick beer bong, furries, panda sex and how they would all prefer Rob Ford over Donald Trump. They also try to discuss the difference between good sex and a good relationship.

 

You can follow Alison @alisonklemp on Twitter and Instagram! 

 

Article link: https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/the-difference-between-good-sex-and-a-good-relationship-dg/

Dec 4, 2018

Today the ladies welcome fellow Minnesotan, Ben Katzner. They waste no time figuring out what Ben's dick name is and the ladies are not impressed with it, so they changed it. Alia went to social media to see what other people had to say about men wearing Magnum condoms when they don't fit. Justy's minute (s) of rage is on period sex, and we touch on male birth control, lazy sex, and so much more. Obviously.

Nov 28, 2018

 

Today the ladies have welcomed back Mark Lawernce and no one is happy with him, again. Even Matt. The group discusses pegging and when literal shit happens, suicide, and relationships. They also figure out which Wizard of Oz character they would be. 

Nov 21, 2018

In this packed episode Alia and Justy have an orgy of guests including Jon Borromeo, Matt Lipton, and Terry Thomas Jr.! Jon jumps on to discuss Stand-Up NY's awesome Laugh-Pass holiday deal (see below)! Then in true Whormones fashion the group talks about how today's playgrounds are creating whimps, how children should probably be beat, and how there needs to be adult playgrounds. The group then moves to debating what a "sugar baby" is and the ladies want to know what everyone names their dick. You don't want to miss this one!

 

About LaughPass:

It’s called LaughPass! With the LaughPass, you receive an insane amount of perks including: unlimited access to shows, a free drink upon arrival, a free ticket for your friend, advance notice when a big name comic is added to a lineup, VIP seating and a bottle of wine during your birthday week The link to their site is in my bio, If you want to buy this crazy inexpensive membership use discount code "WHOREM" and you can get it for only $99. Can’t wait to see you at @StandUpNY !

 

Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss?

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Nov 14, 2018
Today the ladies welcome Pockets Graham! Pockets and Justy are attempting to give Alia a whip-it intervention while discussing open relationships, humping things when you're younger, and what classifies a "bush." They also discuss how self-driving cars could benefit sex workers. 
 
Nov 10, 2018

Today the ladies brought in their group chat buddy, Mark Lawrence. How and why he is friends with them is beyond any of us, but it seems pretty obvious he likes the abuse. Alia discusses her self-destructive phase she's going through and Justy just wants scratch-offs. 

Nov 9, 2018

Today is bittersweet as we finally return from our long hiatus! Von and Alia catch up on everything that has been going since our last show and why it's been so long. While the ladies catch up they also introduce the new cohost, Justy Dodge! James Mattern jumps into the estrogen fest and things may or may not get violent! We're glad to be back and know you will be too!

Feb 14, 2018

Love is in the air on this Valentines Day edition of the Whormones Podcast! Alia Janine and Von Decarlo go over the do’s and dont’s of the holiday from flowers and candy, to hickeys and plants. The ladies end up in a Little Shop of Horrors moment about Alia’s vagina, in which Von Decarlo can’t stop singing hits from the famous musical, (of course). Alia goes on a necessary rant about school and discusses a misogynistic book she had to read for class, and in Coach Von’s corner, Von Decarlo tells aspiring gold diggers to bring ice packs and bandages to the upcoming NBA All Star Weekend for all the injured players.

 

Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss?

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Feb 12, 2018

What’s in a name? Today on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss surnames, staying young, and being healthy by drinking Pedialyte. Victim blaming becomes the major topic at hand after Alia tells us about a man at the gym who didn’t wipe down the machines after using it. Both ladies reminisce about their bartending days, and Von Decarlo is still in her feelings about not having her signature drink named after her.

 

Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss?

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Don’t forget you can also find me on our awesome network, The Misfits Podcast Network: http://ow.ly/CGnJ3024GuD

About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Jan 12, 2018

Both the ladies are very snippy on today’s episode of the Whormones Podcast. Von Decarlo returns from Pittsburgh with her hair chopped off and Alia Janie tries to chop of her head with attitude. Von Decarlo low key digs into her relationship therapy skills to find resolve, and discover that Alia is on edge because she just started her new school schedule. They discuss how it’s better for people to find resolution through honest communication rather than physical violence. They chime in on the Golden Globes, & Coach Von’s corner touches on the controversial comments made by a few NBA superstars about bad officiating and replacing referees.

 

Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss?

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Don’t forget you can also find me on our awesome network, The Misfits Podcast Network: http://ow.ly/CGnJ3024GuD

About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Jan 5, 2018

Today on the Whormones Podcast Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss the mathematics of life, love and bad sex. Coach Von’s corner appears several times during this episode as Von Decarlo not only talks about basketball, but also try’s to give Alia (and all of the listeners) a taste of her relationship advice. Overall, they discover that neither of them have the best math skills, but it all adds up to be another fun listen as they navigate through the first show of 2018.

 

Have any questions or topics that you would like us to answer, or discuss?

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Google Play: http://ow.ly/tZVk3024GGh

Don’t forget you can also find me on our awesome network, The Misfits Podcast Network: http://ow.ly/CGnJ3024GuD

About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

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