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The Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they're hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.
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Jan 29, 2017

Another last minute cancellation leads to a chat about everything that's happened in the past week since the transition of power. We talk about the marches, the removal of foreign aid in developing nations to clinics performing or educating about abortion. And guess what! It's a happy day for big oil, because they may just get their Dakota pipeline after all, since climate change isn't real! (Sweet jesus save us all.) Alia shares a new terror from Utah and Texas: women being potentially sentenced for miscarriages. Alia also shares her newest obsession: an argument that semen enacts a violent crime on a woman's egg without her consent, and an implication that life starts at male ejaculation. Using a bullet pointed list, Alia argues that it's the man's job to reduce sperm count. Jaqi brings up the good in the progressive Netherlands who are compensating for the US removal of support. We talk about Russia potentially decriminalizing domestic abuse/violence in an attempt to "protect the family unit from state interference," and the implications of Trump's "add one law, remove two," theory on small government. And since Alia has been Facebook jailed, Jaqi tells her about #freemilania (on twitter, too), and Alia clarifies "what hoes want." The gagging order on the EPA and USDA comes up, and Jaqi explains why it'd be smarter to just let the mob have power over the country. She also shares her most recent new adventure: acupuncture, and of course, closes the whole thing out with a reading from "Taken by the T-Rex" by Christie Sims. See ya next week!

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Jan 20, 2017

We had a last minute cancellation, so it's a conversation between the ladies, this week. Jaqi & Alia talk about the impending inauguration "for the people" of our theoretical president, as well as the environmentally aware gay dance party planned for the lawn of Mike Pence. Jaqi brings up her upcoming trip to Bangkok and her plans on hiring a Thai prostitute. We talk about a trip Alia took to Spain and debate whether or not it's dangerous for white women to travel alone. We move back to politics and Alia brings up Lee Camp's show "Redacted Tonight," and the infrastructure Obama put in place that could enable Trump to go to war without America's consent. She brings up Chelsea Manning and the potential pardons of other whistleblowers (which of course brings up Assange's alleged rape). Alia shares her experience on the show NYC Crime Report, and how many there really are. No victim blaming, here, just the unfortunate world we live in. After all this, Jaqi admits she's started dating and shares two recent experiences. We talk about potential relationships and being honest in what you're looking for, as well as your level of honesty in the natural growth of relationships. We discuss our "types," and Jaqi actually says p*ssy (with and without an asterisk). Alia admits that she has to think a guy could beat her up. All this and Alia has chosen Dino-rotica for Jaqi's next reading-- a book called "Taken by the T-Rex," by Christie Sims.

 
Mike Pence Queer Dance Party
www.cnn.com/2017/01/18/politics/mike-pence-lgbt-protesters/
Lee Camp/Redacted Tonight
www.leecamp.net/category/redacted-tonight
 
Pat Dixon's NYC Crime Report
www.compoundmedia.com/show/nyc-crime-report-with-pat-dixon/
 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Jan 13, 2017

This week on the podcast, we have Tamer Kattan. Tamer began his comedy career in Los Angeles and New York, but very quickly began to tour internationally. He's performed for the troops in Afghanistan, and the Edinburgh fringe in Scotland, where he received three 4 star reviews from international press. Towards the end of 2013, he moved to London for 1 year (following the path of his two biggest comedic influences, Patrice O’Neal and Bill Hicks). Tamer was most recently featured on Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity event with Todd Glass and Hannibal Buress, won the 2015 World Series of Comedy and has TV & Radio credits on BBC and SkyTV in the UK as well as in the U.S. on Fox, HULU, HGTV & truTV. And now he's back in NYC.

We talk about growing up with weird names and how we all got teased as kids. Tamer informs us that growing up in Hollywood CA is not nearly as terrifying as growing up in Cairo, Egypt. He compares his full sleeve tattoos to the spines of a jellyfish and offers an example by a post-show interaction with a biker. We chat about pissgate. Is it real? If so...LOL. We move on to fantasize about fast food - Alia confesses she will cave for KFC, and we all agree BK's fries are the best fries. Tamer talks about his time overseas and European cinema ratings versus American ones and posits that it's healthier for kids to watch sex than anger. We brainstorm organizing vets to save planned parenthood, Tamer demands lesbians help women out by teaching men some things. All that and to Alia's relief, we reached the final segment of "the Art of Being a Lady" by Hannah Pryor. 
 
 
Find Tamer Kattan
tamerkattan.com
twitter.com/tamerkattan
youtube.com/tamerkat
facebook.com/tamerkattan
 
 
 

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Don’t forget you can also find us on our awesome network, The Misfits Podcast Network!

About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Jan 6, 2017

This week Alia & Jaqi catch up with each other and you. We share Christmas stories, and Jaqi vents about holiday family guiltings when Alia jokingly does the same. We're excited to be here though because we watched a great documentary "Hypernormalization" by Adam Curtis. A nearly 3-hour piece which was originally aired & produced by the BBC, Curtis argues that since the 1970s, governments, financiers, and technological utopians have given up on the complex "real world" and built a simple "fake world" that is run by corporations and kept stable by politicians." (Reference: Wikipedia.) It draws attention to powers that be, complacency, disinformation, new movements and why those movements fail. It draws parallels between the current US political system the failing Russian system of the 70s, and Putin's current rule. We discuss what we each took away from it, and how we move forward (and if we can). After that, we move on to what really matters - what is happening in Blacklist, and the latest Lena Dunham online saga. Then, happy new year everyone! Jaqi's new year involved champagne & the linguistic implications of God as argued by an astrophysicist. We complain about living presents. Never buy a dog to save a relationship! Alia announces our new Patreon page and tells us how to ask a girl to cum on her face. Closing it out, Hannah Pryor teaches Alia how to treat people in a reading from the Art of Being a Lady."

 
More info on Hypernormalization:
Imdb page: https://g.co/kgs/iNbHuc
trailer:
https://youtu.be/nz6u7xRznjY
full documentary: 

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

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