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The Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they're hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.
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Sep 22, 2017

Today on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine is moving back into the city, and the electric company is trying to pull a fast one. Von Decarlo goes from zero to 100 real quick with a caffeine infused sugar rush while discussing her new diet. They chat about older people and technology, and mother’s insisting on helping their adult kids. Von Decarlo becomes super excited about Alia’s mom starting a new company and can’t wait to get her new blanket, dander free.

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Sep 15, 2017

Today on the Whormones podcast Alia Janine and Von Decarlo get a little tongue tied as they tackle cannibalism and poor eye sight. They consider becoming vegetarians, but Alia makes it very clear that she will eat Von Decarlo and her dog Lucy in a crisis. They talk about Hurricane Irma hitting Florida, and in "Coach Von's Corner" they discuss Kaepernick, Michael Bennett, and police violence. 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Sep 8, 2017

Today on the Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss major issues, like, should they re-name the podcast? Or, just remove the W? Or hide the W? Von Decarlo accuses Alia of trying to kill her with the microphone, and they both agree that the struggle for respect in the comedy game is ongoing. Alia is fighting her body and brain against having a baby and they chat about the new iPhone 8, and introduce "Coach Von's Corner."

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Sep 1, 2017

The French President is paying thousands of dollars to look good, or is it to feel good? Alia Janie explains to Von Decarlo her theory on high priced call girls posing as Make Up artists for top dollar. Alia also brings up a current story about rape and Von Decarlo drifts into la la land and does her best impersonation of Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors. Continuing, Alia tells Von Decarlo she has a bullet proof vest, which spirals into a discussion about 50 Cent in the movie Get Rich or Die Trying and his show Power on Starz, and much more!

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Aug 28, 2017

It's high self esteem day on the Whormones Podcast. Alia Janine and Von Decarlo tells us all about their killer photo shoot and pats themselves heavily on the back for being awesome. Von Decarlo shuts down Taylor Swifts alleged formation mockery and wants to get Katy Perry to knock TS out in the ring, Money Mayweather style. Alia introduces Von Decarlo to shock therapy for menstrual cramps.

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Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Aug 16, 2017

It's Showtime! This week on The Whormones podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo are hanging out at The Standing Room before their monthly comedy show. They cover Taylor Swift’s sexual harassment case, white privilege, & unnecessary miscommunication. They also chat about no sex dating and beating up men.

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Aug 4, 2017

This week on the Whormones Podcast, Alia Janine and Von Decarlo discuss moral issues and try to figure out who got the Ushers! Should you listen to R Kelly's music? Watch old episodes of the Cosby show? Let Alia die without treatment?! Von Decarlo pleads for her to not let it burn. Oh, and Alia is wasted.

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Jul 25, 2017

It's HELL's week on the Whormones podcast with Alia's Janine & Von Decarlo. The girls are back together after a break, and their periods are no longer in sync. Which means, Alia is scaring the sh*t out of sensitive ass Von Decarlo with her fire starter PMS tendencies. They talk about dating, intimacy, (and lack there of) and much more. 

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between.

Jun 16, 2017

Eating out & politely burping, Alia Janine & Von Decarlo hang out at The Stand again and discuss their summer show plans for The Whormones Podcast. From a Grease inspired photo shoot to getting tattoos & going full blown breast-out in Times Square while asking random men questions about feminism, the Whoremones podcast is sure to have a kick ass summer!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between. 

Jun 9, 2017

Alia Janine and Von Decarlo start out by breaking stereotypes with their names, height, race, and sports knowledge. A white girl named "Alia" a black girl that doesn't play basketball, what type of insanity is this?! (Scarasm, obvi.) The ladies then move onto the age old question, To rape or not to rape?!? Alia and Von discuss rape as a pre-existing condition, as well as other health insurance concerns under Trumpcare. In addition, they ask listeners to chime in on "Coach Von's Corner", and what this new segment of the podcast should entail. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between. 

May 31, 2017

Your mind doesn't tell you no when your body tells you yes! Yes, go back to sleep! Yes, eat that donut! Sure, smoke that cigarette! Go ahead, it's Memorial Day weekend (or whatever excuse you want to use in order to cheat on your diet). In this episode, The Whormones Podcast with Alia Janine & Von Decarlo discuss the effects of sugar addiction, Presidential Memorial Day Tweets, and much more! 

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between. 

May 12, 2017

Opposites attract, similar shadows, and periods are in sync! On today's episode of the Whormones podcast, Von Decarlo, a.k.a. "Coach Von", joins Alia Janine as the new co-host, and they tell their back stories to each other's fans. The new pair has great chemistry and very different life experiences that have yielded similar results in their journey as stand up comedians. Alia's fans learn of some of the road blocks Von Decarlo faces being the widow of a legendary comedian and having to live in the shadow of the legacy she is in charge of keeping alive, while Von Decarlo's fans learn of Alia's road blocks that stem from her 4 year career as a porn star. These two worlds collide (and their periods) in what is sure to be the first of many hot episodes! 

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Von Decarlo is a stand-up comedian and author looking for love. Together they’re hopelessly hilarious as they debate different topics with their guests and share their views on life, love, and everything in between. 

May 4, 2017

Today I get to sit down with one of my favorite people, Justy Dodge. Justy and I met and bonded over a long night of comedy and some cocaine. The bonds you make with people while on drugs can be very strong, maybe even dependent, depending on who you talk to. We're basically best friends now, even if she doesn't realize it... yet. We dive right in and talk about past drug addicts, growing up in the Midwest, mental illness, and why Justy loves Florida and hurricanes so much.  This was a super fun episode, enjoy!

You can find Justy at:

Twitter: http://twitter.com/justydodge

Facebook: http://facebook.com/justydodge

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Website: http://justydodge.com

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Join Alia Janine and her guests as they take a stroll down memory lane to discuss childhood crushes, teenage lust, and the state of dating and love in a crazy modern world. Listen in as they try to figure out how and why they may have gone wrong, or right while debating psychological factors that shape us all.

Apr 27, 2017

Today I sit down and chat with the hilarious Tracey Carnazzo. We discuss the latest sexual harassment case in the comedy world, which comedian Nikki Glaser had posted to her Twitter account earlier this week and what it is like to be a female that can "handle" creepy dudes and ones that cannot. We also talk about a super shitty comedy producer in New York City and how he treats women and other comics in general. We then get into some fun stuff about strip clubs and the difference between full nude clubs and go-go dancer clubs. We also talk about our parents, our heritage, and so much more!

 

You can find Tracey at...

Twitter @TrixieTuzzzini

Funny For Fido Podcast

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Join Alia Janine and her guests as they take a stroll down memory lane to discuss childhood crushes, teenage lust, and the state of dating and love in a crazy modern world. Listen in as they try to figure out how and why they may have gone wrong, or right while debating psychological factors that shape us all.

Apr 22, 2017

Today I sit down with baby comic, Olivia Shepson. We met at a show and I liked her deadpan style and jokes about dating, so I invited her on! Olivia grew up in Indiana and started doing comedy about a year ago in Montreal where she went to college. We chat about the dynamics of the comedy scene and how it can sometimes have that high school cool kids table kind of mentality. Olivia is shy, but curious as she tries to ask me how to get a guy to use a vibrator in bed without emasculating them. We also talk about our favorite drugs and why we like them. Olivia does not have any social media accounts or websites, yet (as I said, baby comic) but keep a look out for this wonderful young lady, you'll be seeing more of her!

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Join Alia Janine and her guests as they take a stroll down memory lane to discuss childhood crushes, teenage lust, and the state of dating and love in a crazy modern world. Listen in as they try to figure out how and why they may have gone wrong, or right while debating psychological factors that shape us all.

Apr 14, 2017

Today's episode starts out with an explanation as to why Jaqi decided to leave the show on such short notice, and why Alia is left telling everyone. Alia talks about where the podcast going and what to expect in the upcoming episodes. We then move on to the hilarious guest, Brandon Scott Wolf! Alia and Brandon talk about dating online and how Brandon's website datebrandonscottwolf.com is better than Tinder. Brandon also decides he is the new host of the Whormones Podcast and takes over by asking Alia a bunch of questions about the difference between porn performers and comedians. Brandon also wants everyone to know he is a religion now and you can follow him at followbrandonscottwolf.com and that he's pretty great at making websites for himself!

 

You can find Brandon...

Twitter: @BrandonEsWolf

Website: brandonscottwolf.com

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

Alia Janine is a stand-up comedian and psychology student with intimacy issues. Join Alia Janine and her guests as they take a stroll down memory lane to discuss childhood crushes, teenage lust, and the state of dating and love in a crazy modern world. Listen in as they try to figure out how and why they may have gone wrong, or right while debating psychological factors that shape us all.

Mar 24, 2017

This week's episode, we sit down with Jeff Simmermon. Jeff started off as an online content manager for major companies and has since moved on to build quite the artistic career. He's a storyteller, stand-up comedian, and the producer behind "And I am Not Lying," a monthly variety show at UCB East (in NYC) that combines standup, storytelling, burlesque, sideshows, and music on the second Friday of every month. He also just recorded his first comedy album with Comedy Dynamics, which will be released in the middle of April. He's won multiple Moth story slams, including the Grandslam in March 2014. His stories have appeared on This American Life, The Moth's Podcast, and in written form in the Paris Review Daily. He also teaches semi-private lessons (in case you want to get your story out there). 

 
We talk a little about everything. Jeff shares his feelings about his girlfriend moving in, which leads into a story of an early morning catcall Jaqi received today. Jeff shares a conversation he overheard about catcalls, before we transition into fighting reflexes, appearances of others v self & we debate how intimidating Alia actually is. Alia shares an internet fight she had with a beginner adult porn star/comedian. And moving on, we all share weird nudity laws. All this and our favorite Dino-(e)rotica, by Christie Simms: TAKEN BY THE T-REX.Give us a listen, and we'll see you next week!
 
find Jeff Simmermon
twitter: (twitter.com/jeffsimmermon)
jeffsimmermon.com
andiamnotlying.com
 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Mar 10, 2017
Welcome back! This week's a doozy, with up & coming comedian Usama Siddiquee. Usama Siddiquee is a Bengali-American stand-up comedian and actor based in New York. His act is an energetic (bordering on frenetic) and intelligent (bordering on genius) romp through his own life experiences. He was most recently the 1st place winner of the 2016 Laughing Devil Cup Comedy Festival in New York; the 1st place winner of the 2015 Yonkers Comedy Festival as well as the 1st place winner of the 2015 Make Me Laugh Albany Comedy Festival. He was also featured this year on both FusionTV and Huffington Post. He is constantly working, in most venues NYC has to offer. He also has a new podcast launching called "We Don't Watch Garbage and Neither Should You," a podcast about movies with fellow comedian Justin Watts.
Usama grades Alia on her pronunciation of his name. Jaqi just got back from Thailand, so we talk Urban Legends of travelling, and her trust of strangers. We also discuss cultural fascination and putting other cultures on pedestals. Moving on, we have Tinder talk and the difference between sexual urges in 20s and 30s. We talk about ripe women and the chances attractive men are married. Usama chats about his experiences in India and grades Jaqi on word pronunciation. We talk about barter systems and how speaking the language means you're "one of us." All this and sexy sexy Dino-rotica from "Taken by the TRex" by Christie Sims. 
 
Find Usama: 
usamastandup.com
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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Feb 17, 2017
This week's podcast welcomes back comedian Myq Kaplan. If you are unfamiliar with him, he is a 2010 Last Comic Standing Finalist and has appeared on the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, the Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, and all the other places he’s been. Myq’s podcast, Hang Out With Me, is locatable on the Keith and The Girl network. His debut CD, Vegan Mind Meld, was one of iTunes’ top ten best-selling comedy albums in 2010, followed by Meat Robot in 2013 and his one-hour Netflix special Small Dork and Handsome in 2014. The Comedians magazine calls him “a comedy machine, in the best possible way. The way that some machines vend soda or prevent other machines from killing future revolutionaries – that’s how Myq Kaplan does comedy: relentlessly, methodically, unblinkingly.” 
Today's episode we cover the results of Alia's heritage test and her confusion with Italy. We discuss clickbait news and what it's done to regular news. Myq & Jaqi answer the question "what is the OA about" by not describing it. We discuss drinking habits or lack thereof and the inspirations of significant others. Hey, it's Valentines Day! Of course Trump comes up for a moment, but let's talk about Myq’s new album "No Kidding," out today on iTunes & his website! It's all about how he doesn't want kids. Alia and Jaqi disagree about why people want kids. We briefly discuss the book "Thinking Fast & Slow." All this and the *almost* climax of "Taken by the T-Rex," by Christie Sims.
 
Find Myq
 
Myqkaplan.com
Twitter.com/myqkaplan
 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Feb 10, 2017

 This week we sat down with comedian Ben Bergman. Ben has has performed in festivals such as Laughing Derby, Laughing Skull in Atlanta and the last TBS Just For Laughs Festival in Chicago. He has worked with improvOlympics and Second City in Chicago (for improv) and recently moved to NYC to pursue the standup game. Today we talk about everything: from Trump to technology to SNL's rejuvenated popularity to "Easy D." We chat about Betsy DeVos and the nauseau that she has created on both sides of the aisle. Aside from that, Ben figures out that Alia is sexist & racist, Jaqi defends the Innuits and the racial slurs that have been holding them back. (For real, though, if you want to talk about a complete disrespect of a culture, they are SO ignored.) We discuss and plan for the apocolypse (with the help of Alex Jones). Ben & Jaqi reminisce over New York Seltzer. Moving on, we talk about boy/girl "types" and how they relate to what we recognized in our parents, and Alia and Ben share their domain names (available for purchase), and we get a real-time moment where Jaqi learns that Jeff Sessions got confirmed (Ben blacked out for a second and got confused.) All that and the "sexiest" reading yet of "Taken by the T Rex" by Christie Sims. We nearly die from laughter, it's that gross and sexy and hysterical.

 
Find Ben Bergman 

 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Feb 4, 2017

This week we have the wonderful Eman El-Husseini. Eman is a recent transplant to NYC, gifted us by Canada. She's toured across Canada, the U.S and, the Middle East and covers a wide range of topics, from how lesbians are the new gentlemen to her parents’ wedding anniversary landing on September 11th. She has appeared multiple times in the Just for Laughs Festivals and has been featured in major Canadian newspapers such as The National Post, The Toronto Star, and The Montreal Gazette. She has also appeared regularly on radio stations such as CJAD, CBC, and CKUT. Her TV credits include a half-hour comedy special on CTV, Comedy Network, and the iChannel. Her album "Unveiled," is currently available on iTunes. We chat about Canada's Hot and wonderful PM Justin Trudeau, who has announced that he will invite all refugees being kept from their homes. We all say FUCK THE NEWS. (Insert unfortunate Trump conversation, here. No, none of us want to talk about this anymore, but we HAVE to.) Eman can't understand why Alia never wants kids, so we talk about procreation, and she asks a lot of questions. Eman makes Jaqi melt at the story of how she met her wife, and Jaqi shares her new attempt at a dating life. Alia and Jaqi confess their "lesbian crushes" and Alia tells us why she won't sleep with female comedians. And of course, we end everything with Jaqi reading an excerpt from "Taken by the T-Rex" by Christie Sims.

 
Find Eman:
Emantertainment.com
Twitter.com/emanifique
Facebook.com/funny.eman
Youtube.com/funnyeman
 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Jan 29, 2017

Another last minute cancellation leads to a chat about everything that's happened in the past week since the transition of power. We talk about the marches, the removal of foreign aid in developing nations to clinics performing or educating about abortion. And guess what! It's a happy day for big oil, because they may just get their Dakota pipeline after all, since climate change isn't real! (Sweet jesus save us all.) Alia shares a new terror from Utah and Texas: women being potentially sentenced for miscarriages. Alia also shares her newest obsession: an argument that semen enacts a violent crime on a woman's egg without her consent, and an implication that life starts at male ejaculation. Using a bullet pointed list, Alia argues that it's the man's job to reduce sperm count. Jaqi brings up the good in the progressive Netherlands who are compensating for the US removal of support. We talk about Russia potentially decriminalizing domestic abuse/violence in an attempt to "protect the family unit from state interference," and the implications of Trump's "add one law, remove two," theory on small government. And since Alia has been Facebook jailed, Jaqi tells her about #freemilania (on twitter, too), and Alia clarifies "what hoes want." The gagging order on the EPA and USDA comes up, and Jaqi explains why it'd be smarter to just let the mob have power over the country. She also shares her most recent new adventure: acupuncture, and of course, closes the whole thing out with a reading from "Taken by the T-Rex" by Christie Sims. See ya next week!

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Jan 20, 2017

We had a last minute cancellation, so it's a conversation between the ladies, this week. Jaqi & Alia talk about the impending inauguration "for the people" of our theoretical president, as well as the environmentally aware gay dance party planned for the lawn of Mike Pence. Jaqi brings up her upcoming trip to Bangkok and her plans on hiring a Thai prostitute. We talk about a trip Alia took to Spain and debate whether or not it's dangerous for white women to travel alone. We move back to politics and Alia brings up Lee Camp's show "Redacted Tonight," and the infrastructure Obama put in place that could enable Trump to go to war without America's consent. She brings up Chelsea Manning and the potential pardons of other whistleblowers (which of course brings up Assange's alleged rape). Alia shares her experience on the show NYC Crime Report, and how many there really are. No victim blaming, here, just the unfortunate world we live in. After all this, Jaqi admits she's started dating and shares two recent experiences. We talk about potential relationships and being honest in what you're looking for, as well as your level of honesty in the natural growth of relationships. We discuss our "types," and Jaqi actually says p*ssy (with and without an asterisk). Alia admits that she has to think a guy could beat her up. All this and Alia has chosen Dino-rotica for Jaqi's next reading-- a book called "Taken by the T-Rex," by Christie Sims.

 
Mike Pence Queer Dance Party
www.cnn.com/2017/01/18/politics/mike-pence-lgbt-protesters/
Lee Camp/Redacted Tonight
www.leecamp.net/category/redacted-tonight
 
Pat Dixon's NYC Crime Report
www.compoundmedia.com/show/nyc-crime-report-with-pat-dixon/
 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Jan 13, 2017

This week on the podcast, we have Tamer Kattan. Tamer began his comedy career in Los Angeles and New York, but very quickly began to tour internationally. He's performed for the troops in Afghanistan, and the Edinburgh fringe in Scotland, where he received three 4 star reviews from international press. Towards the end of 2013, he moved to London for 1 year (following the path of his two biggest comedic influences, Patrice O’Neal and Bill Hicks). Tamer was most recently featured on Seth Rogen’s Hilarity for Charity event with Todd Glass and Hannibal Buress, won the 2015 World Series of Comedy and has TV & Radio credits on BBC and SkyTV in the UK as well as in the U.S. on Fox, HULU, HGTV & truTV. And now he's back in NYC.

We talk about growing up with weird names and how we all got teased as kids. Tamer informs us that growing up in Hollywood CA is not nearly as terrifying as growing up in Cairo, Egypt. He compares his full sleeve tattoos to the spines of a jellyfish and offers an example by a post-show interaction with a biker. We chat about pissgate. Is it real? If so...LOL. We move on to fantasize about fast food - Alia confesses she will cave for KFC, and we all agree BK's fries are the best fries. Tamer talks about his time overseas and European cinema ratings versus American ones and posits that it's healthier for kids to watch sex than anger. We brainstorm organizing vets to save planned parenthood, Tamer demands lesbians help women out by teaching men some things. All that and to Alia's relief, we reached the final segment of "the Art of Being a Lady" by Hannah Pryor. 
 
 
Find Tamer Kattan
tamerkattan.com
twitter.com/tamerkattan
youtube.com/tamerkat
facebook.com/tamerkattan
 
 
 

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About the Whormones Podcast

 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

Jan 6, 2017

This week Alia & Jaqi catch up with each other and you. We share Christmas stories, and Jaqi vents about holiday family guiltings when Alia jokingly does the same. We're excited to be here though because we watched a great documentary "Hypernormalization" by Adam Curtis. A nearly 3-hour piece which was originally aired & produced by the BBC, Curtis argues that since the 1970s, governments, financiers, and technological utopians have given up on the complex "real world" and built a simple "fake world" that is run by corporations and kept stable by politicians." (Reference: Wikipedia.) It draws attention to powers that be, complacency, disinformation, new movements and why those movements fail. It draws parallels between the current US political system the failing Russian system of the 70s, and Putin's current rule. We discuss what we each took away from it, and how we move forward (and if we can). After that, we move on to what really matters - what is happening in Blacklist, and the latest Lena Dunham online saga. Then, happy new year everyone! Jaqi's new year involved champagne & the linguistic implications of God as argued by an astrophysicist. We complain about living presents. Never buy a dog to save a relationship! Alia announces our new Patreon page and tells us how to ask a girl to cum on her face. Closing it out, Hannah Pryor teaches Alia how to treat people in a reading from the Art of Being a Lady."

 
More info on Hypernormalization:
Imdb page: https://g.co/kgs/iNbHuc
trailer:
https://youtu.be/nz6u7xRznjY
full documentary: 

 

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 The Whormones podcast is an anti-feminist, feminist podcast where two completely different points of view of sexuality, feminism, and life are discussed. The politically incorrect humor and witty banter featuring Alia Janine’s wilder and more sexually experienced interpretations, and Jaqi Furback’s biting and more conservative demeanor makes these two the modern day odd couple.

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